Canada here!
askirlamericanfatass:

askirlwho:

askirlfamericanfatass:


Hey dudes! About time to see what this Tumblin’ business is all ‘bout. So here I am, y’allz! You can call me Alfred. Otherwise known as the motherfucking United States of America! Hellz yeah! >:D
Mattie talked me into this, and I couldn’t pass up the chance to be the hero of the whole internet! So hit me up with some love.
Boom, baby~


You sh ould learn to type bettter. I have an excuse at least with my glasses los t.

Anyway, welcome to tumblr
r.

Gotta quit hatin’ on me, man. Especially while you’re here typing like you can’t read nothin’. :(



Found some glas ses.
Not the righ t ones thoughh.

askirlamericanfatass:

askirlwho:

askirlfamericanfatass:

Hey dudes! About time to see what this Tumblin’ business is all ‘bout. So here I am, y’allz! You can call me Alfred. Otherwise known as the motherfucking United States of America! Hellz yeah! >:D

Mattie talked me into this, and I couldn’t pass up the chance to be the hero of the whole internet! So hit me up with some love.

Boom, baby~

You sh ould learn to type bettter. I have an excuse at least with my glasses los t.

Anyway, welcome to tumblr

r.

Gotta quit hatin’ on me, man. Especially while you’re here typing like you can’t read nothin’. :(

Found some glas ses.

Not the righ t ones thoughh.

askirlfamericanfatass:

askirlwho:

I can’t even properl y introduce myse elf… I lost m y glassses. I can barely see th screen! Have you guys seen them anywher re  ?  

Ahahaha~! Dude, you’re so totally hopeless. First, noone can see you, and now you can’t see anything. Does that officially wipe you off the map?
…Wait.. where were you on there, anyway?


Look up. I’m right the re. Not hard to seee.

askirlfamericanfatass:

askirlwho:

I can’t even properl y introduce myse elf… I lost m y glassses. I can barely see th screen! Have you guys seen them anywher re  ?  

Ahahaha~! Dude, you’re so totally hopeless. First, noone can see you, and now you can’t see anything. Does that officially wipe you off the map?

…Wait.. where were you on there, anyway?

Look up. I’m right the re. Not hard to seee.

askirlfamericanfatass:


Hey dudes! About time to see what this Tumblin’ business is all ‘bout. So here I am, y’allz! You can call me Alfred. Otherwise known as the motherfucking United States of America! Hellz yeah! >:D
Mattie talked me into this, and I couldn’t pass up the chance to be the hero of the whole internet! So hit me up with some love.
Boom, baby~


You sh ould learn to type bettter. I have an excuse at least with my glasses los t.

Anyway, welcome to tumblr
r.

askirlfamericanfatass:

Hey dudes! About time to see what this Tumblin’ business is all ‘bout. So here I am, y’allz! You can call me Alfred. Otherwise known as the motherfucking United States of America! Hellz yeah! >:D

Mattie talked me into this, and I couldn’t pass up the chance to be the hero of the whole internet! So hit me up with some love.

Boom, baby~

You sh ould learn to type bettter. I have an excuse at least with my glasses los t.

Anyway, welcome to tumblr

r.

I can’t even properl y introduce myse elf… I lost m y glassses. I can barely see th screen! Have you guys seen them anywher re  ?  

I can’t even properl y introduce myse elf… I lost m y glassses. I can barely see th screen! Have you guys seen them anywher re  ?